1. The cat’s gone missing again, the first time he’s ever pulled off this dissapearing act twice in as many weeks (usually he waits a good year or so between Greta Garbo impersonations). Whatever, kitten, I’m over it.

2. The weird itchy-pully feeling along the edges of my new scar. Whatever. It does this every time.

3. The nagging feeling that I have plans tonight. If I’m supposed to do something with you, please call me?