Jason and I were talking today, and somehow we got onto the subject of Disney World, which somehow led to road trips, which inevitably led to ‘I Love Lucy.’

“You need a boyfriend so we can go on humorous car trips as a foursome,” I said. “How about a personal ad: ‘Fred seeks Ethel for double dates and hijinks.’”

“I think Brian’s the Fred.”

“So I’m the Ethel?”

“And I’m the Lucy.”

“Ok, so you just need to find Desi.”

“Oooh! A Cuban band leader!”

“And every date could be something from an ‘I Love Lucy’ Episode!”

“Yeah — we could squish grapes with our feet!”

“And make flour sack dresses!”

“And every date would start with an argument.”

“It would be awesome if you didn’t tell him at first, just spring it on him a few weeks in.”

“Desi, sweetie…. I’ve got something to tell you…”

“…. I got us jobs at a chocolate factory.”