I’m a Magpie
With the exception of all manner of fuzzy, feathered, or fishy critters, there’s very little I won’t eat. I love food, all manner of tastes and textures. But there are certain foods that, though I enjoy them in certain dishes, completely gross me out on their own. Here they are: 1. Hard boiled eggs: Tasty on a salad, ghost of Easters past on its own. Remember how you’d eat all the jelly beans, all the chocolate rabbits, and then crack open the egg, only to find that it had turned green? Yeah. 2. Mayonnaise: Fabulous when home-made and served with roasted beets. Delicious in moderation on sandwiches. On its own, in a jar? I can barely look at it. 3. Gum: I had a friend in high school who used to put gum balls in rice krispy treats. As far as I’m concerned, it’s gross no matter where you put it. And does it even count as food if you’ve got to spit it out when you’re done with it? 4. Avocado: I love it in sushi. Even more in Guacamole. But on it’s own, slowly turning brown in its reptile shell? Ew. |
I'm a freelance writer and perpetual graduate student living in San Francisco. Special skills include dog charming, brochure writing, slapdash cooking and long-winded nattering. I also enjoy watching the sunset reflected in the tall buildings downtown.
For a while there, I taught classes on Classical literature, philosophy, and the history of religion at New College of California. I have an MA and an MFA in Writing, and started library school in the fall of 2009.
Momeester
February 4th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Who eats mayonnaise from the jar? It is best homemade. I love deviled eggs and hot hard boiled eggs, but can pass on scrambled eggs, fried eggs and cold hard boiled eggs, unless deviled.
Momeester
February 5th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I’m with you on gum by the way except in air planes where it is medicinal (plus I swallow it)