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Nasty, fat hobbit seeks same

In: family, funny

I’ve been looking for part time work for some time now, and recently ran across this ad:
Relationship Assistance – Part TimeDate: 2009-04-28, 7:43AM PDT
Super busy affluent SF Arts/ Entrepreneur who travels a lot for work needs part time help finding a girlfriend/LTR.

Aaaaaand Scene.

In: Nablopomo, family, funny, philosophy

Brian and I are walking down the street. A man walks by in stylized safari getup, including combat boots with the pant legs tucked in, and a wide-brimmed hat.
Me: Do you think he’s a Man in the Yellow Hat fetishist?
B: What?
Me: That man (points exaggeratedly with eyes). Do you think he’s a Man in [...]

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I'm a freelance writer and perpetual graduate student living in San Francisco. Special skills include dog charming, brochure writing, slapdash cooking and long-winded nattering. I also enjoy watching the sunset reflected in the tall buildings downtown.

For a while there, I taught classes on Classical literature, philosophy, and the history of religion at New College of California. I have an MA and an MFA in Writing, and started library school in the fall of 2009.