I’m a Magpie
In a stunning feat of pop-culture relevance, I’ve managed to work Michael Jackson into my latest AK blog post: http://tinyurl.com/ml32mg #
@schmutzie Maple syrup’s good, too. In coffee that is. Not so much with the cameras. in reply to schmutzie #
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Kai Althoff. #
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@dooce http://twitpic.com/8kupg – If I was at your house, you’d have to tell me the exact same thing. Mmmmm babies. #
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My mind is actually a little blown by the realization that Michael Jackson really existed, right here in the same world as me. #
Facebook won’t load, says, “Try again shortly.” WHO YOU CALLIN’ SHORTY??? #
it’s pride weekend, and the city preemptively smells like pee. #
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I’ve determined that the cherry-pitter is the best three-dollar kitchen appliance, ever. #
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The room suddenly smells like cigarette smoke. Is it from outside, or did a tobacco-stained ghost just pass through here? #
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Every few years, I become briefly obsessed with World War One. Where does it come from? Where does it go? #
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Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – http://helpiranelection.com/ #
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I’m so sleepy, I really should be sleeping. #
How many dogs can I fit in my lap? A lot. #
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Grandmama’s oxygen makes a sound like birds chirping in another room. #
Bumper sticker: “I’d rather be a-shootin’ Yankees.” Glad the rental’s got Florida plates. #
I think I’m sitting next to Michael Scott. Funny, I’dve thought RDU was more of a Schrute airport. #
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I'm a librarian. Special skills include dog charming, brochure writing, slapdash cooking and long-winded nattering. I also enjoy watching the sunset's reflection in the tall buildings downtown.
For a while there, I taught classes on Classical literature, philosophy, and the history of religion at New College of California. I have an MA and an MFA in Writing, and live on a boat in Sausalito, CA.